What's the funniest thing lately?

[Giba7]

Sounds like a UFO to me ....

yeah it does!

so, I was watching "The Soup" with Joel McHale!
and he was reporting on some show about people with strange addictions -
and this guy says he was in love with his car, that he was dating his car, and having relations with it! I actually was choking on my snack cuz I was cracking up!
It showed him stroking, and making out with his car!

http://www.thesouptv.com/
here's the clean version, the tv one was somewhat explicit!

[MissLisa_since1999]

so, I was watching "The Soup" with Joel McHale!
and he was reporting on some show about people with strange addictions -
and this guy says he was in love with his car, that he was dating his car, and having relations with it! I actually was choking on my snack cuz I was cracking up!
It showed him stroking, and making out with his car!

Woow... didn't know this situation could exist for real... It reminds me of a short story by Dino Buzzati... ( a man is in love with cars (or something) so his wife is jealous and is transformed into a car (his car)... she finally dies in a park (commits suicide)... in short)

[CosmicLea]

Funny photo of Victoria Beckham (wife of David) in front of a billboard of David:
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/victoria-beckham-gets-her-hands-on-david-beckhams-goldenballs/story-e6frewyr-1226272376459

[curse_t_70]

It showed him stroking, and making out with his car!

Ya....it was probably a stick shift .... ouch.....he was probably paid money to be on that show ...I refuse to believe people are that f*#cked.

[Giba7]

He did talk about how he got down with his car!
yeah, I can't believe people exist like this too!
It's one thing to love your car, quite another to get down with it. (Get down in it is fine with a partner!)
I'll bet this is his favorite tune! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQTu9vx-laY

[StormeyG]

I had coffee at a bar today with my sweet friend. We where talking about a milion things all at the same time and walked out talking...15 minutes later my friend calls and asked me if I paid for the coffee and I didn't. Neither did she! I felt really bad, so offered to jump back on my bike and go pay our bill. But my friend had to go back to the city anyway.
The girls at the bar had to laugh real hard about our action...we just talk way to much
I really don't want the personel at the bar to get in to trouble, because I didn't pay my stupid bill!

how about this coffee brulee

[MissLisa_since1999]

I had coffee at a bar today with my sweet friend. We where talking about a milion things all at the same time and walked out talking...15 minutes later my friend calls and asked me if I paid for the coffee and I didn't. Neither did she! I felt really bad, so offered to jump back on my bike and go pay our bill. But my friend had to go back to the city anyway.
The girls at the bar had to laugh real hard about our action...we just talk way to much
I really don't want the personel at the bar to get in to trouble, because I didn't pay my stupid bill!

Wow! The girls at the bar had to laugh real hard and ME too! Hmmm I think your reaction was perfect and the personnel will certainly understand! just... "aaaaah gossip girls!"

how about this coffee brulee

I want it!!! Even if I don't know how it is... "brulee" reminds me of "crème brûlée" and that's good enough!

[Giba7]

that coffee cre'me brulee' looks yummy!

Oh this is the best commercial! Fiat!
http://www.fiatusa.com/abarth/?sid=1037 ... paidsearch
you have to click on "watch new video" -hope it works in your country.

[StormeyG]

ohw..I love that car, but it so expensive and very small. My best friend got married in one..I was riding in the back for the photoshoot..I had to roll up to fit!
its 21.000 euro's for a matchbox sized car!

[Giba7]

I found this today, and just couldn't post it in the lyrics section!

[caroli]

some quality lyrics nowadays hun? this might be the saddest thing..

[curse_t_70]

some quality lyrics nowadays hun? this might be the saddest thing..

Yaa...but where will this Nicki Minaj be in 30yrs?? ....blowing big time in the wind!

[Giba7]

well, I'm sure you could locate some lame Zep lyrics. But really looks bad when you compare them!

I do like Hip-Hop (now). And what there is to appreciate in Hip-Hop is the rhythms.
It's mostly reworked and mixed, and not a full band. But things change. Innovations in rhythms.
Well, at least that's my theory!

[MissLisa_since1999]

I found this today, and just couldn't post it in the lyrics section!

Lyrics are often so futile nowadays... ha, it reminds me of a cartoon about "language of love" through the years... I'd like to post it, it's great but... in Spanish...

[caroli]

You post it anyways, we translate it If needed Also,yeah..I'm sure the Zeppelin had also some terrible lyrics but even in their darkest days I'm sure their lyrics weren't as bad as Nicki's

[MissLisa_since1999]

Yeah, tomorrow... PLBRS

Also,yeah..I'm sure the Zeppelin had also some terrible lyrics but even in their darkest days I'm sure their lyrics weren't as bad as Nicki's

Nicki's lyrics are ridiculous... where are real artists now?? Youhouuuuu where are youuuu guys????

[MissLisa_since1999]

Hem... had some answers last night... so there're still some real artists nowadays...
Here it is... "El lenguaje del amor" by Erlich.


* Bellas = Beautiful; palabras = words..... etc... anything else?

[StormeyG]

[caroli]

Somewhere in the process we f*ck*d Music really hard

[curse_t_70]

( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( _________ nail clippings (of an anal-retentive man)

skduoweirhlsh_________ a cat walking on a keyboard

iamwhiskersbeware__________ a smart cat walking on a keyboard

##%@&&%*#$% _________ cursing

######%@&% _________ cursing with a stutter

xoxoxo _________ kisses and hugs

oxoxox _________ oxen

haha_________ a person laughing

muahahahahaha_________ a villain laughing

[caroli]

SO TRUE!

[Giba7]

@ Stormey -Some friends tonight were telling me about when they visited the Netherlands.
Said they couldn't get a cappuccino, (but you could get everything else!)
Is this true or were they bullshitting the Americans?
I mean, you did post this coffee drink.
They were told something like, "just relax"

[StormeyG]

@ Stormey -Some friends tonight were telling me about when they visited the Netherlands.
Said they couldn't get a cappuccino, (but you could get everything else!)
Is this true or were they bullshitting the Americans?
I mean, you did post this coffee drink.
They were told something like, "just relax"

No cappuccino...where in Holland did they go and what year?
We've got Starbucks, Coffee Company or any other kinda coffee chain and we can get any kind of coffee we want here. And every foodserving place has cappuccino, even at kiosks at the trainstation. The everage dutchperson consumes about 10 cups of coffee a day..so yes, there is cappuccino, espresso, ristretto..any kind of coffee to keep us going.

[Giba7]

I'm certain at a place where you get other things!
Maybe that place didn't have the caff drinks.

[StormeyG]

I'm certain at a place where you get other things!
Maybe that place didn't have the caff drinks.

Well it could habe been that the place they were at didn't hava Cappu's, but the rest of Holland does!
Hope they enjoyed themselves eventhough they didn't get their coffee buzzzz