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TIME TO BRING THIS BABY BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Postby Knjaz Milos on Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:49 pm

...starts bouncing around to "Banana Phone", but it's a special unreleased version in which the original high-pitched vocal was replaced with a one with a thick scottish accent and an even higher pitch. That very moment, the sky starts falling down on everyone's heads and...
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Postby Jameerica on Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:08 pm

He lies down on the floor covers his head with his hands aaand.....discovers that he's wet himself...LoL....
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Postby Knjaz Milos on Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:17 pm

...but that's not the end! There's Cillit-f***in'-Bang, which cleans dirty copper coins, showering down, and washing Jay. This is followed by a shower of elephants, which is followed by a shower of palaces, which is followed by a shower of purple ...
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Postby Jameerica on Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:28 pm

tigers with big sharp claws and bizarre white stripes.Then all of a sudden, the strange "rain" stops and...
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Postby Knjaz Milos on Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:53 pm

...*beep beep* "haawt stuff coming thru!"

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Prince scares everybody away, and gives Jay some pitch-black Nescafe which kills the living and wakes up the dead. However, as Jay was dead, he's now alive, and being alive, he's now dead from the coffee. That means that by having the coffee in his body, he can traverse between the land of the dead and the land of the living by spitting nescafe portals out of his mouth. And so he does. Then he pulls Prince into the portal with him, and they go looking for an important dead musician called...
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Postby Jameerica on Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:57 pm

John Lennon.
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Postby Knjaz Milos on Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:06 pm

(I knew it was gonna be John! :lol: )

...who was rotting in hell for the cover art for "Unfinished Music I: Two Virgins". So Prince and Jay ask God nicely to hand them over John Lennon only for a little while, but God gives them Kurt Cobain instead. Prince then pulls a shotgun out of his underwear and kills Cobain, so God is forced to give them Jimi Hendrix, who despises catholics. However, because Jay is of Jewish descent, and because Prince is a JW, Jimi decides to spare them, and takes Prince's shotgun to kill Cobain. Again. However, Cobain can't be killed because he's already dead, and so our heroes decide to leave the fool where he is. Then Jimi, Prince and Jay jump into the portal, which does not take them to Earth, but to...
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Postby Jameerica on Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:17 pm

Pluto! Which is no longer a planet so they just freeze but they cannot actually die from it since they're all already dead so instead they just freeze until...
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Postby Knjaz Milos on Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:08 pm

...Until the ice dies from frostbite. So, now, the gang are free, and they're able to return to Chillington, where's Candyman's been wrecking havoc and...
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Postby Jameerica on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:42 pm

(isn't it wreaking?nvm!)and making evil offspring with one of Jay's crazy exes.
Then J starts to...
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Postby Knjaz Milos on Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:13 pm

...build a big fat wall of crockery that should protect them from Candyman, however, Candyman grabs Amy Crackhouse by the neck and throws her at the wall, destroying it. Jay and the gang then start running away, and Candyman starts chasing them in his CandyMech until a 40-meter long limo appears from nowhere and...

('evil offspring' :lol: )
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Postby Jameerica on Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:53 pm

KABOOM!Blows up into the air,and candy starts spraying down! Then Candyman(heheh see the irony??!)starts to shout and haves an allergic shock from the candy and starts to dissolve into a big blue pond of ....
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