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Jamiro: Behind the music (This is a GAME!!)

Postby Knjaz Milos on Sat May 05, 2007 9:49 pm

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Here's how the whole thing goes:

One day (today), J picked up a notebook, and started writing down lyrics. All of a sudden, Derrick and Hazel came up to Jay and wanted to ask him about something. However, they were interrupted, as the big bad candyman suddenly barged into the studio and... (you continue the story from this point on)
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Postby Jameerica on Sun May 06, 2007 8:50 am

wacked jay in the head and corrected all the stuff he wrote into a crap album called TNT.i mean dynamite.then he went off into persuading him into recording a video for the crappest tune on the album called feels just like it should,and putting himself(candyman) in the video so that it could make him famous all over the world in the eyes of groupies and paranoied people everywhere.then all of a sudden,jay wakes up from the haze and.....you go on! :lol:
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Postby Jam Fan (Natalie) on Sun May 06, 2007 9:37 am

suddenly he's back in 1993, on stage in Milano and the crowd are roaring! He's a little relieved to find that the set is finished and he doesn't have to bother putting his heart and soul into the music (anyway, some bastard pinched all his coke the night before so he can't think straight). Zender drags him off stage and they are greated buy several unbelievably hot girls and a seriously large amount of vodka. Just as the party is about to begin, theres a loud bang on the door, and then, from out of nowhere comes.......
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Postby Jameerica on Sun May 06, 2007 9:52 am

jay's mum and says:young man your room is a mess! :lol: and well zender goes on to party with the girls alone.meanwhile jay cleans his room but afterwards he gets so stoned that he decides to drop by wallis' place to try and get into his didgeridoo.and he does that and finds....(this may seem incredibly not logical but nevermind haha)
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Postby Jam Fan (Natalie) on Sun May 06, 2007 10:23 am

...a tiny tribe of aborigines. On closer inspection he finds that he is completely surrounded, and they're all aiming their arrows right at him. After some chanting the first one fires and hits Jay right in the nose. 'Ouch!' screams Jay, but as he tries to pull the arrow out he feels his nose go numb, and his vision starts to blur. He tries to get out quick but he's gone and got himself stuck! (silly boy!). On top of this he remembers that Wallis has gone on a skiing trip and wont be back for a fortnight. 'What the hell am I gonna do now?' he thinks to himself....
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Postby Knjaz Milos on Sun May 06, 2007 10:50 am

There was a loud crash. Super-woman (aka Hazel Fernandez) crashes in through the roof, and pulls Jay out of the house.

Hazel: You okay?

J: Mnphmnhmm...

Hazel: Guess not.

Hazel them gave Jay alot of aspirine pills. Jay swallowed them instantly.

J: Hi.

Hazel: Hey!

(Hazel slaps J unconscious and takes him home)

J then woke up lying on a bench.

J: WTF? Where am I?

J then stood up and turned around, to see a huge spikeball rolling behind him.

Candyman: HAHA, TAKE THAT, MOTHERF*CKER!

Then J started running away from the ball, down the street, but then Prince (the singer) appeared, and...
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Postby Jameerica on Sun May 06, 2007 12:03 pm

started playing hellish good basket ball with the spiked ball.being one of the good guys he tells jay to run and jay does just that.as he runs across the street a giant hot dog starts chasing him and eventually starts chewing him up.and as the hotdog takes the last bite,jay suddenly returns to 2007 and realizes that the candyman has made a crap album and a fool out of him and that he has millions of angry fans on his back telling him to get his sense back.then he sits down at home and phones the whole band to gather up at the studio,and there he gets his opportunity to ask hazel if what happened to him was true.as her reply was positive,he finally realized he's not the only crazy guy in the band :lol: .anyways candyman suddenly appears out of nowhere and scares away the band with his dashingly white teeth(HA HA MY DENTIST IS AWESOME :lol: )and taps into jay's brain once again to tell him to do such a crazy thing as a concert in a plane and makes him claim that it hasn't been done before so that he could become the target of ridicule for every single one of the fans of that completely unknown band that did it before them.anyways,the time for the gig in the sky,as it was called, comes and the plane unfortunately looses control and then jay passes out and - boom! he's back in 1996 in some....
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Postby Jam Fan (Natalie) on Sun May 06, 2007 2:09 pm

...grotty basement flat in Soho, London. It's the middle of winter and there's no heating. The only light in the room is coming from a tiny cracked window, the roof is leaking water and there are rats running across the floor. Just then, a figure appears from a bright ball of light and tells him that in a few years his ability to make decent music will slowly fade, and if he doesn't clean his act up and change this and stop doing drugs then this is where he will be in 20 years....
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Postby Jameerica on Sun May 06, 2007 2:14 pm

of agony.(i didn't quite get that last part-twenty years of what?)anyway on with the story.he finds himself drugged up and it's slowly starting to kick in.he sees the rats turn from red to blue to gray again feeling them crawl under his skin,eyes like Shocked mind slowly getting lost in a cloud of white dust...and finally he falls asleep.he wakes up only to find that...
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Postby Jam Fan (Natalie) on Sun May 06, 2007 2:27 pm

...he's back with Hazel and the Candyman again! (how annoying is that huh?!) He's feeling somewhat tired and confused after all the CRAZY events that have just taken place, so he decides that the only way to make all of this seem a little sane is to have a couple of joints and some Tequila. After a while he's feeling a little more relaxed. Just then, Rob and Derrick pop by to let him know that....
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Postby Jameerica on Sun May 06, 2007 2:31 pm

he's fucked up something with the space-time continuum.then something suddenly clicks in his mind as he realizes that he can undo all the damage the candyman has done(that damage also being-stu's departure!)seeing exactly what he's thinking Rob stops him in that thought saying that they don't know what exactly would happen if he'd ever try to change such things.but being the stubborn ass he is sometimes jay decides not to listen and leaps out the window hoping that it'll get him back in past.and-that's just what happened-he was back in the filthy dusty soho apartment laying on the floor with the rats biting his then long hair and his hands bleeding,his head...
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Postby Knjaz Milos on Sun May 06, 2007 2:33 pm

...But just then, a Sony executive busts into the basement, traps the ball of light in a jar, and forces J to raise his hands and such sh*t. With a gun.

But just then, a flying carpet with cheeba motifs all over it busts through the cracked window, knocks down the executive (the one who cut down AFOTP to AFO), and rescues J. However, J, being the pothead he is, mistakes the carpet for an unrolled joint, so he decides to set it on fire. Unfortunately, the carpet crash-lands into the river Thames, with a carpet fume-stoned J on it. Underwater, he finds a time machine from WWII. J somehow starts it up, and gets back to year 2007, only to find that the Chillington studios were renamed into "Killington studios", and are used by the Candyman to record shitty techno rap metal. J escapes back to London, and meets up with Prince, just to find out that the Candyman plans to take over the world. Just then, Jay and Prince meet Stu Zender, Michael Jackson, and Hazel Fernandez, who are trying to escape from Candyman's AFOs (Anti-funk operatives). And just then...
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Postby Jameerica on Sun May 06, 2007 2:45 pm

another cheeba carpet appears but this time it can speak so it let's him know it's not smokable(is that a word even?)then it flies them at the speed of-you guessed it-cheeba all across europe into the mediterranean sea to a misteriuos island with nothing but a big tall stone with something written on it.it said....
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Postby Knjaz Milos on Sun May 06, 2007 2:51 pm

It said: The one with the vibe shalt defeat the unfunky evil called the candyman.

A moment later, Prince and Hazel Arrived at the island, too, on Prince's flying guitar. The island suddenly started to shake and sink, and...
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Postby Jameerica on Sun May 06, 2007 2:53 pm

the great spirit of funkification appears and says "well since we're all gathered up here,nice of you to drop by,by the way.jason-it's been a long time!and prince-you SEXY MOTHERFUCKER!.....
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Postby Knjaz Milos on Sun May 06, 2007 2:57 pm

Prince: Yeah, yeah, yeah, get to the point.

Spirit: Get to the point? Okay, you people get back to london, NOW. The Candyman's grabbed hold of a new weapon, called the CandyMech. You've got to stop him!

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Postby Jameerica on Sun May 06, 2007 3:00 pm

jay:"do we really really have to?my ass is too lazy to go back there now!"
hazel:shut up jay and drive the damn carpet will ya!"
so as they drive back,they see a flock of unusually mechanicly looking birds approaching and they realize it's candyman's evil plot to keep them away from london until he cleans the toilet,goes shopping,checks on the roast in the oven,and oh yea take over the world.then all of a sudden jay falls off the carpet into the sea below and goes back to...
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Postby Knjaz Milos on Sun May 06, 2007 3:05 pm

1986, the day he recorded "Natural Energy". He was sleeping tight in his bed (okay, park bench), and had an odd vision of himself grabbing onto the car of an odd-looking EVIL, UNFUNKY man with pale blue skin and yellow hair, dressed in a purple pinstripe suit... <blah>
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Postby Jameerica on Sun May 06, 2007 3:09 pm

with very white teeth and lots of "bling bling" all over...as he'd hold on to the car it braked and sent him off ground,in mid air,the candyman laughed in such an evil tone that it made his dirty hair stand up.then suddenly he collides with an airplane and wakes up again and says to himself"wtf?jay,man,too much cheeba!man these benches are uncomfy!"and then he walks to the building next to the park,in search of free space under stairways.as he walks into the building,it starts to...
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Postby Knjaz Milos on Sun May 06, 2007 3:13 pm

...It starts to rumble, and a dishwashing machine, refitted into a time-boat, appears, and is ready to run. A sticker on it read: "From Santa to Jay. Be a good boy, and use this thing to save the world..."

Jay started slamming the red button on the apparattus until the numbers set themselves to 2007. He was in year 2007, in his manor's kitchen, which now belongs to the candyman. The washing machine fitted perfectly into the kitchen atmosphere. J decided to leave it there, as nobody might suspect it's a time machine, and that it might be useful later. Then he ran into the studio, picked up some papers, and ran like hell, just to bump into a circa 40-year old Paul McCartney, who Jay brought with himself from the past.
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Postby Jameerica on Sun May 06, 2007 3:16 pm

then candyman turns up and jay,with horror written all over his pants,starts throwing whatever he could reach,at him.however,candyman would just eat it all up.finally jay decides to act out like he's surrendering and starts thinking of a plan...
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Postby Knjaz Milos on Sun May 06, 2007 3:20 pm

...and the plan went like this...

Jay (thinking): Okay, I'll get near him, when he asks me to do so. Then I'll kick him in the crotch and run.

...and Paul McCartney just ran away into the woods, naked. He'll be freaking unsuspecting forest-campers out to death for the rest of his days on mother Earth.
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Postby Jameerica on Sun May 06, 2007 3:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: ew paul mccartney naked.
anyways candyman tells jay to come closer and jay attempts to realize his plan,but then he kicks him but finds out that candyman's balls are made of steel and candyman just laughs again at him,so jay takes the chance to grab a plate off the table in his kitchen and hits candyman on the head so that he looks like his dead.jay gets worried about it,thinking that he killed him and he phones....
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Postby Knjaz Milos on Sun May 06, 2007 3:32 pm

...nobody else but Michael Jackson.

*ring*

Michael: Hi, this is MJ on the phone. Who am I speaking with?

Jay: Jo.

Michael: Jo?... Jo who?

Jay: JO MAMA. ROFLHAHA :lol: :lol:

*J drops the phone*

Just a moment after J dropped the 'phone, he found the knocked out Candyman -- GONE!! J was so pissed at this, he pulled out a block of hash out of a drawer, and bit it in half... But jus that moment, another brick of hash broke through the window. A message was strapped to it that read...
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Postby Jameerica on Sun May 06, 2007 3:35 pm

SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKER!it's candyman's wife-SATAN!my darling's aliveeeeee!!!!not even color-changing cameleon-kid michael jackson can help you finish him off!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM GOING TO....
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